Why are you here?
-To save you.
No. I mean on Earth. Why are you here? What's the point of your life?
-Is this a trick?
No! No, Mum. It's a real question. Why are you here? Do you ever think about that?
-Yes! I think about a lot of things. I think about the... magnetic draw of the planets, their ever-shifting relationship, the healing power of crystals...
I don't want to disempower you. If you want disempowerment, you go back to mother India. See how they treat women there. Or didn't you notice all those little ultrasounds beeping away? So that people can say, "Oh, my God, it's a girl!" And flush her out of the border.
-They're more honest.
-They're more honest in their hatred of women!
There's no way I can even listen to someone like you, who dyes their hair.