How to Build A Girl
A NovelStreaming Audiobook - 2014
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"When other people begin to bring their guns to the party it’s not a party anymore it’s a battle. Without realizing it I have become self defeating mercenary in a pointless war. I’m shooting down my own future."
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"I also have one sexual skill I want to master: typing while smoking. Like in 'His Girl Friday,' and all pictures of Hunter S. Thompson. I have attempted it before, but the smoke always goes right into my eyes, leaving me smoking, weeping, and typing all at the same time. Last time I did it, Crissy saw me, left the room, and came back with a pair of swimming goggles."
"I wish to be like James Bond who never leaves a party without either shagging someone or blowing something up."
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