The Emperors New GrooveDVD - 2005
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yzma: "how shall i do i ? oh, i know, i'll turn him into a flea; a harmless little flea. and then, I'll put that flea in a box, and put that box inside of another box, and then mail that box to myself, and when it arrives:(ah ha ha ha) I'll smash it with a hammer! it's brilliant brilliant brilliant! genius i say!"
(yzma knocks over a bottle, contents spill into a plant killing it)
(yzma takes the bottle)
yzma: "or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!"
(passes it to kronk) yzma: "take it kronk, feel the power.."
kronk: "oh, i can feel it"
yzma: "our moment of triumph approaches! ah ha ha ha! it's DINNER TIME!"
(thunder, dramatic music)
Yzma: "pull the lever, kronk."
(kronk pulls the lever, the ground opens up, Yzma falls in the hole)
Yzma: "wrong lever!"
tipo: "hey dad, i ate a bug today!"
pacha: "oh, was mom baking again? (don't tell her i said that)."
Yzma: "It is no concern of mine whether your family has...what was it again?"
Peasant: "Um, food?"
Yzma: "Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!"
Kronk: "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?"
Kuzco talking to Kronk: "Okay, I'll have the Spinach omlet with potatoes on the side. You got it?" Kronk: "Yep." Yzma walks in and Kuzco goes out. Kronk to Yzma: "Would you like cheese on those potatoes?" Yzma: "Thank you Kronk. Cheddar will be fine." Yzma walks out and Kuzco walks in. Kuzco:
"No cheese on those potatoes." Yzma comes in Kuzco walks out. Yzma: "No I want the cheese." Kuzco walks in and Yzma walks out: "Spuds yes, cheese no." Yzma walks in and Kuzco walks out: "Cheese in." Kuzco walks in and Yzma walks out: "Cheese me no likee." Yzma walks in and Kuzco walks out:"Cheese in!" Kronk: "Come on, make up your minds." Kuzco; OK, OK, on second thought..." Yzma and Kuzco in unisen: "Make my potatoes a salad."
Kronk to the cook: "Hey pal, what's your policy on making special orders?" Cook: "Alright buster, that's it! You want a special order? Than you make it!!! I quit! I try and I try but there's just no respect for creativity around here."
Yzma to the palace guards: "Get them!!!" Palace guard: "Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?" Yzma: "You're excused. Any one else?"
Pacha: Uh-oh! Kuzco: Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall. Pacha: Yep. Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom? Pacha: Most likely. Kuzco: Bring it on.
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When spoiled emperor Kuzco finds himself unexpectedly turned into a llama as a result of his usurping advisor's evil-plan-gone-wrong, he must get help from a peasant who has every reason to hate him.
Chased across his own kingdom by wicked Yzma and her good-natured but dull henchman Kronk, the emperor-turned-llama begins to show disturbing signs of... unselfishness. I suppose it must have happened sometime before almost being eaten by ravenous crocodiles and after falling down that huge waterfall....
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